Ten Reasons to Visit Paraguay (A Satire)

Dear Reader,
Here is a list of reasons why you should come to visit Paraguay.
10. Pretend you’re a gaucho at a cattle ranch in the Chaco.
9.   Learn some Guaraní phrases and have no idea what you’re saying.
8.   Share some tereré with your ten newest Paraguayan friends.
7.   Search for old Alfredo Stroessner memorabilia.
6.   Speak Plattdeutsch and eat schnitzel in a Mennonite Colony.
5.   Look for “Tigres” that look like jaguars.
4.   Play “spot the knock-off” in Ciudad del Este.
3.   Fish for piranhas in the Rio Paraguay.
2.   Find the Taiwanese Embassy in Asunción.
1.   Hunt for Nazi fugitives who assumed new identities.
You will only understand the profundity of this list by visiting the unique country that is Paraguay.

 

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