Hell on earth set to music

I finally purchased tickets to "Yoduk Story," the musical I mentioned on March 28 and February 26.  Five of us went to the final showing on Sunday afternoon.  "Yoduk Story," a musical about life in Yoduk Prison, a North Korean concentration camp, was so popular during its short run that it reopen for a few weeks in mid-April.  We were very fortunate to get tickets, because right after we secured tickets, we learned that the remaining performances were sold out. 
 
Yoduk Story was interesting to say the least.  Following are some of my observations about this newsworthy musical that has intrigued me for the past month.  I was happy to see that the show had a successful one-month run.  I enjoyed watching the director, Jeong Jang San, hand out awards at the end of the final performance.  I’m not sure that would have happened had it been a failure.
 
"Yoduk Story" was lighter than I expected.  I wasn’t quite sure what to expect, but I imagined hell on earth set to music.  Perhaps my senses have been dulled by gratuitous violence on TV and film, but the musical was not as hellish as I expected.  Of course, some scenes left me feeling shocked and saddened.  The scene "Prison of Hell" during the first half of the show introducing Yoduk Prison was unforgettably disturbing, and the penultimate scene where virtually the entire ensemble ended up murdered in bloody gunfire is seared into my mind.  However, most scenes were more melancholy than murderous, entangled in the tragic hopelessness of both prisoners and guards.  Throughout the musical, the theme of North Korean repression transcends the sheer misery of Yoduk.  Director Jeong Jang San made it clear that most North Koreans–not just those unfortunate to be imprisoned in Yoduk–are victims of a brutal regime that represses them with omnipresent savagery.  The musical number "Better Be Careful" hit home with one powerful message–just one whisper in North Korea can mean the difference between a privileged life and certain death at Yoduk.
 
Some lighter scenes left one feeling that the story’s depiction of Yoduk Prison was more upbeat than life truly is behind Yoduk Prison’s electric fences and barbed wire.  For one, hard labor plays a tangential role.  In reality, I’m certain that Yoduk’s prisoners are far too busy working and too weary and malnourished to engage in the kind of sane dialogue portrayed in the musical.  I’m sure that not one prisoner at Yoduk dares sing out of fear of being overheard, abused, and murdered.  In addition, none of the actors in the musical appeared malnourished, inhuman, or disfigured, unlike those who actually reside in Yoduk Prison (thankfully).  The storyline was riddled with inconsistencies.  For example, in one scene, General Lee Myoung Soo, head of Yoduk Prison, tells prisoners that no grass grows in Yoduk because prisoners are not worthy of eating it.  However, in another scene, young prisoners sing songs while playing near a stream lined with beautiful flower bushes.  Despite these contradictions, the story conveys a powerful message of brutality and hope–absolutely shocking to a South Korean audience unaccustomed to unvarnished depictions of North Korea. 
 
I was also intrigued by the overtly Christian aspect of the story.  "The Lord’s Prayer" and "God, please don’t just go to South Korea" were key themes throughout the story.  None of the Korean or American media outlets commented on the fact that the director is a Christian who turned a story initially written in anger at North Korea for killing his father into a piece that celebrates faith in a place devoid of hope.  Jeong Jang San began writing "Yoduk Story" as a labor of love for his father, who was executed at Yoduk when his son defected from North Korea.  Later, he called the story cathartic and wrote that he had forgiven the country for murdering his father.  Throughout the musical, Christianity is depicted as the only hope prisoners have and the only hope that can save the North Korean people from its brutal regime.
 
I was happy that the show featured a teleprompter that translated the dialogue into English.  It was much easier to understand the plot with English subtitles.  I was surprised to see how many young children watched the show.  I went without my wife because I thought the visual imagery would be too shocking for her (she agreed).  I thought it was inappropriate for children under 18 years of age to watch "Yoduk Story."  It reminds that Koreans are more tolerant of exposing youths to influences that Americans consider offensive or inappropriate–the same feeling I had when I stumbled upon a plastination exhibit at Seoul Children’s Grand Park.  (Plastination is a process by which human cadavers are injected with plastic and carved into artistic sculptures.)  Moreover, at times during the show we were subjected to smoke from a smoke machine that bellowed smoke on stage.  The smoke effect was cool, but it was out of control.  Whenever the auditorium filled with smoke, I felt like I was in the middle of a dreaded Yellow Sand attack.  Perhaps the director wanted the audience to feel uncomfortable while they watched the show.  It worked.
 
"Yoduk Story" was a noble attempt to tell a story that is very difficult to tell.  Although it has been hailed as Korea’s version of "Les Miserables," this production does not have a heroic, hopeful ending.  It lacks the depth and sophistication of great musicals such as "Les Miz" and "Phantom of the Opera."  The director could have focused more on character development and human relationships.  Instead, he shapes his characters’ behaviors to convey the story’s message.  For example, when Gang Ryun Hwa, a famous North Korean actress who is sent to Yoduk after her father is arrested for spying, is raped by General Lee Myoung Soo, she becomes pregnant and gives birth to Lee’s child, Lee Yo Duk.  The production does not explain how Gang and Lee’s relationship progresses from that of rapist and victim to loving parents intent on caring for their illegitimate son.  The story features other, equally interesting characters, including a Japanese abductee, a South Korean fisherman caught in North Korean waters, a South Korean Christian who returned to North Korea to rejoin his family, a crazy woman who thinks she is Spanish, and conflicted prison guards who must grapple with obedience, loyalty, brutality, and their souls.  Their tragic stories play minor roles.  That’s a shame.  Director Jeong should have spent more time developing these characters and bringing their stories to life.  He could have done this without sacrificing a message of hope and imagery of hell on earth set to music.

Straight from the Headlines (2006 Edition)

Luxembourg and Germany to Co-Host 2006 World Cup

Zurich, Switzerland (RFN) – The Federation Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) announced today that Luxembourg will join Germany in co-hosting the 2006 World Cup, the world’s premier football event.  Following the announcement, a jubilant crowd of 35 Luxembourgers gathered near Luxembourg City Stadium shouting “Vive Luxembourg!”  FIFA’s unexpected decision followed recent efforts by the European Union to assuage strained relations between the two EU member states.  FIFA’s move also mitigates mounting concerns that Germany will have difficulty single-handedly hosting the world’s largest single-sport competition.

“The joining of Luxembourg and Germany today to co-host this event shows the power of nations working together to promote world peace,” said FIFA President Joseph S. Blatter.  “We hope that the only conflict will take place on the football field.  Our referees will keep their yellow cards handy.”

Tensions between the two countries rose recently following a controversial speech given by Dresden Alderman Georg Schtimmpf.  In it, he claimed that the name “Luxembourg” originated from the German language, contrary to the view of Luxembourger scholars who consider the name to be French.  Despite Luxembourger demands for an apology, the German Parliament declined to take action.  Alderman Schtimmpf has gone into hiding and was unavailable for comment.  So far this year several Germans and Luxembourgers have been injured following mishaps with German and Luxembourger beer and wine bottles.

FIFA has not yet announced whether the Luxembourg national football team will receive automatic entry into the World Cup.  Luxembourg has not announced whether it will field a team.

Disgruntled Voters Launch Utopian Party

Boston (RFN) – Delegates from around the United States representing frustrated voters rallied today near Boston Harbor and announced the founding the Utopian Party, a new party for disillusioned American voters.  50 Utopian Party delegates representing each U.S. state spent two days behind closed doors negotiating their new party’s platform.  The party announced its intention to nominate Congressman Bernard I. Sanders (I-Vermont) to head the new party.  It will formally ask the Congressman to assume party leadership at its upcoming convention.  Confidental sources assert that Billionaire Ross Perot, Commentator Pat Buchanan, and former Senator Jim Jeffords of Vermont are also potential candidates to lead the new party.  Interim spokesperson Ariana Huffington declined comment on news that she would serve as interim Utopian Party leader.

Invoking images of the Boston Tea Party, delegates expressed frustrations over the two major political parties, citing several instances where the parties failed to deliver results.  In her initial press briefing, Spokesperson Huffington stated, “The two major parties have failed us.  The Utopian Party will be different.  We will promise everything to everyone so that when something happens, we can honestly say that we did what we said we would do.  We are tired of promises without results, and you are too.  The Utopian Party’s promises will fit the results.”

The Utopian Party will reconvene in Los Angeles next month and begin seeking candidates for the 2006 U.S. election.

Hyundai Air Earns Record Profits on Manufactured Air

Seoul, Korea (RFN) – Yesterday investors sent the price of Hyundai Air (KOSPI:HAIR) soaring in late trading on news that it recorded record profits during the first quarter of 2006.  Hyundai Air, a subsidiary of the Hyundai Group, earned a record U.S. $1.6 billion on sales of $6.3 million drivenly largely by a 153% increase in sales of manufactured air.

Hyundai Air’s special air manufacturing process, patented in 2004, has won it substantial business worldwide, earning the company a 3% global market share.  Nature still retains 97% of the market, a figure that Hyundai Air hopes to match in the next few years.  According to Spokeperson Kim Bum Suk, “We’re well on our way to successfully adding value to a commodity product.  Customers prefer value-added products over commodities.  At Hyundai, we want our customers to rely on us for everything.  We want them to buy their Hyundai car, cell phone, computer, and television at the Hyundai Department Store and take them home to their Hyundai apartment.  Hyundai Air is a natural fit for the Hyundai lifestyle.”

Hyundai Air was founded in 2003 by its corporate parent to complement a wide range of products that meet every need.  In addition to manufactured air, the Hyundai Group offers consumers a vast array of goods and services available at virtually any retail outlet.  Riding upward momentum of Hyundai Air, the Hyundai Group established a new airline, Hyundai Airline, that will begin worldwide operations in late 2006.  Investors looking for corporate synergies are hopeful that the exhaust from Hyundai Airline jets will help drive demand for manufactured air and that Hyundai Air will in turn keep the airline afloat.

Pitt and Jolie Caught Breathing on Tape

Hollywood (RFN) – The April edition of Paparazzi Magazine (PM) reveals that Hollywood megacouple and actors Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie disrupted their film dialogue to breath together during several scenes in the hit movie “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”  The film, starring Pitt and Jolie as a husband and wife who double as secret agents hired to kill one another, earned over $186 million at the box office and sparked the match-made-in-Hollywood romance that led to the megacouple’s marital merger.

PM Reporter Cecil Broadside uncovered the breathing during several movie viewings while preparing to cover their covert wedding ceremony.  “I couldn’t believe.  It was right there, and no one caught it.  You heard it here first,” Broadside wrote in the article entitled “Brad Pitt:  From Chicken Suit to Stardom.”

Actress Jennifer Aniston was not available for comment and declined to discuss her break up with Pitt.  She is currently on the talk-show circuit promoting her upcoming movie “The Break-Up” co-starring Vince Vaughn.  No word yet on a possible intimate pairing of Aniston and Vaughn.

ACLU Seeks an End to April Fool’s Day

Los Angeles (RFN) – The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), citing possible civil rights violations on April Fool’s Day, plan lawsuits to end practical jokes.  The ACLU asks those who are potential victims of April Fool’s Day pranks to contact the April Fool’s hotline at their earliest convenience.  The ACLU will prepare cases for eligible claims in an effort to combat this offensive practice.  If you believe you have wrongly duped by an April Fool’s Day joke or prank and seek redress, contact the ACLU at 968-3665 (YOU-FOOL).

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