Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in July, August, and September. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!
Encouraging Words
1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Fermented, and they’ll drink with you all day.
![apple apple](https://www.mgedwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/apple_thumb.jpg)
2. I have some words of wisdom to share with you. Excuse me while I take them out of Pandora’s box.
![box box](https://www.mgedwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/box_thumb.jpg)
Twisted Words
3. It’s harder to herd kids than goats.
![goat goat](https://www.mgedwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/goat_thumb.jpg)
4. A sacred cow cows a scared cow.
![cow cow](https://www.mgedwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cow_thumb.jpg)
In Its Own Write
5. Fiction writing is the novelist concept.
![novelist novelist](https://www.mgedwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/novelist_thumb.jpg)
6. Poetry may set you free but to make it rhyme takes time.
![poetry poetry](https://www.mgedwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/poetry_thumb.jpg)
Holidays & Events
7. Today is Outdependence Day for those who don’t celebrate the 4th of July.
![july4 july4](https://www.mgedwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/july4_thumb.jpg)
Random Musings
8. We interrupt this report about yelling fire in a crowded theater for breaking news about a fire in a crowded theater.
![news news](https://www.mgedwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/news_thumb.jpg)
9. “Because I can,” said the man when asked why he works at a packaging plant.
![can can](https://www.mgedwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/can_thumb.jpg)
10. “What’s so great about sliced bread?” asked the baker.
![bread bread](https://www.mgedwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bread_thumb.jpg)
11. Out of the mouths of babes comes drool.
![babes babes](https://www.mgedwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/babes_thumb.jpg)
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