Thoughts & Sayings (December 2013)

Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in October and November. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!

Encouraging Words

1. Sitting can be a big pain in the butt.

sitting

2. Past performance never returns.

performance

3. Sometimes life is two steps sideways.

sideways

Twisted Words

4. A flying saucer landed in front of me. On it was a cup of coffee.

saucer

5. You have to go to bed because it won’t come to you.

bed

In Its Own Write

6. It looks like I’ve come down with a case of NaNoWriMo.

nanowrimo

Holidays & Events

7. I’m going to need a holiday from all these holidays.

holidays

8. Turkey is so fulfilling that I’m absolutely stuffed.

thanksgiving

Random Musings

9. Stubbornness is an equal and opposite force.

stubborn

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Images courtesy of Microsoft.

Thoughts & Sayings (July 2013)

Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in June. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!

Encouraging Words

1. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Use someone else’s.

mind

2. I knocked out so much yesterday that today I have to fix a broken china cabinet.

bull

3. Don’t be a chicken or you may end up poultry.

poultry

4. I’m back on track, but unfortunately it’s the wrong one.

track

Twisted Words

5. Sublime is an underwater fruit.

sublime

6. Resting in peas feels mushy.

peas

In Its Own Write

7. In my own fantasy world, I’m from Nowyr heading to Sommewyr.

fantasy

Holidays & Events

8. Today is Father Time.

father

Random Musings

9. Teams that only play well in fair weather make it hard to be a fan.

fan

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Images courtesy of Microsoft except Edinburgh Castle from M.G. Edwards.