Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in July, August, and September. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!
1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Fermented, and they’ll drink with you all day.
2. I have some words of wisdom to share with you. Excuse me while I take them out of Pandora’s box.
3. It’s harder to herd kids than goats.
4. A sacred cow cows a scared cow.
In Its Own Write
5. Fiction writing is the novelist concept.
6. Poetry may set you free but to make it rhyme takes time.
Holidays & Events
7. Today is Outdependence Day for those who don’t celebrate the 4th of July.
8. We interrupt this report about yelling fire in a crowded theater for breaking news about a fire in a crowded theater.
9. “Because I can,” said the man when asked why he works at a packaging plant.
10. “What’s so great about sliced bread?” asked the baker.
11. Out of the mouths of babes comes drool.
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