Posts tagged knock-off

Thoughts & Sayings (April 2013)

Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in March. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write! Encouraging Words 1. I aim to confuse so you don’t have to. 2. A smile is what happens when something inside comes out. 3. Exercising your mind is better than food [...]

Ten Reasons to Visit Paraguay (A Sati...

Ten Reasons to Visit Paraguay (A Satire)
Dear Reader, Here is a list of reasons why you should come to visit Paraguay. 10. Pretend you’re a gaucho at a cattle ranch in the Chaco. 9.   Learn some Guaraní phrases and have no idea what you’re saying. 8.   Share some tereré with your ten newest Paraguayan friends. 7.   Search for old Alfredo Stroessner memorabilia. 6.   Speak Plattdeu [...]