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Thoughts & Sayings (June 2014)

Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in April and May. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!

Encouraging Words

Question this.

Live it up but let it down slowly.

It isn’t the end of the world, but avoid it like the plague.

Twisted Words

This restaurant is notable. I can never get a reservation.

If nobody’s perfect, I must be a nobody.

Random Musings

Why can’t I move as fast as my brain?

It’s never dangerous until it is.

Why do people care if chickens cross the road?

Every day, millions of people have their cake and eat it.

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Thoughts & Sayings (April 2014)

Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in February and March. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!

Encouraging Words

You only live once. Use it wisely.

One’s misunderstanding is another’s failure to communicate.

Twisted Words

I’m the real deal. You can have me at a discount.

A broken record gets tired of being played over and over.

In Its Own Write

I’m always inspired to write when someone else is doing it.

Holidays & Events

Dive into the March Madness pool, but don’t forget to tread water.

Can I borrow some green? I’m in a pinch.

Merchandising in the air.

Random Musings

I dream of things that I never knew were on my mind.

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Straight from the Headlines

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Disclaimer: These articles are works of satirical fiction. Although they may reference real names and places, any resemblance to the truth is coincidental. References to actual public figures are fictitious.