Thoughts & Sayings (June 2014)

Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in April and May. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!

Encouraging Words

  1. Question this.

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  1. Live it up but let it down slowly.

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  1. It isn’t the end of the world, but avoid it like the plague.

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Twisted Words

  1. This restaurant is notable. I can never get a reservation.

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  1. If nobody’s perfect, I must be a nobody.

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Random Musings

  1. Why can’t I move as fast as my brain?

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  1. It’s never dangerous until it is.

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  1. Why do people care if chickens cross the road?

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  1. Every day, millions of people have their cake and eat it.

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Thoughts & Sayings (February 2014)

Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in December 2013 and January 2014. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!

Encouraging Words

1. You cannot deny destiny, but if you do nothing, destiny can deny you.

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2. Doing two things at once takes half the time.

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Twisted Words

3. I score a goal every time I hit the coffee puck into the trash.

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In Its Own Write

4. I’m writing a book about a pair of normal Romans.

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Holidays & Events

5. A human in a polar vortex is like a polar bear in a zoo.

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6. ’13 was my lucky year. I made it to 2014.

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7. The Mayan calendar ended in 2012. It only took me a year to catch up.

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8. The ring of the cash registers sounds like silver bells.

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9. Before the advent of December 1, there was November 30.

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Random Musings

10. Sometimes what’s in the rear view is more interesting than what lies ahead.

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11. Trains of thought don’t always run on schedule.

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Images courtesy of Microsoft except Roman Coliseum photo by M.G. Edwards.